Mar 9
Dead bosses everywhere!
posted by: Woe in Guild Progression on 03 9th, 2011 | | No Comments »

Picture unrelated!

It’s been a bit since I’ve updated the homepage. With good reason. Unpossible has had a dearth of raiders after our impressive progress in the Icecrown hardmodes. Long-time raiders either went casual, or stopped playing entirely. As such, it’s been tough fielding 25-man raids.

In lieu of this, the management here swapped over to a 10-man raiding model, with a handful of static teams working towards progression. The results have been pretty good so far. 🙂

Halfus Wyrmbreaker. DEAD
Valiona and Theralion. DEAD
Ascendant Council. DEAD
Magmaw. DEAD
Omnotron Council. DEAD
Conclave of Winds. DEAD
Atramedes. DEAD
Maloriak. DEAD
Chimaeron. DEAD

9/12, with the three end bosses of each instance on notice. Cho’gall at 10%. I expect a kill post soon. 🙂

Dec 22

The updated raiding information, raider ranks, and general FAQ is now posted in our members’ section. It’s a pretty quick read, and has most of the pertinent information needed for those interested in raiding once official 25-man raids begin in the first week of January.

After reading, if anyone has any questions, concerns, or comments, feel free to respond in the thread, or send a pm to any of the officers.

Cataclysm Raiding for Unpossible

Sep 26

..not a creature was screeching, not even our new shiny mounts!

We steamrolled the instance
No trouble in sight,
until that bitch Sindragosa,
who put up a fight.

We finally got her,
Hooray! Yippee!
Now it’s time to brag
And spread some envy

Sep 23
Great news everyone!
posted by: Woe in Guild Progression on 09 23rd, 2010 | | No Comments »

Professor Putricide Hardmode was finally taken down by Unpossible tonight. In spite of scheduling quirks, server downtime, and the pre-exansion blues, the guild pulled together to give the good professor a well-deserved dirt nap.

Onto bigger, better, and more foolish endeavors!

Sep 13

With the Cataclysm expansion right around the corner, I’m sure more than a few of you are wondering what the change to Warcraft will mean for Unpossible as a guild.

Questions abound!

Will Unpossible be a 10-man or 25-man raiding guild?

How fast do I need to be leveling?

Can I switch mains?

Will our raid schedule be changing?

The answers to these, and many other questions will be found in the members’ forum!

Unpossible in Cataclysm – Questions Answered!

Sep 1

Unpossible has earned its second Shadowmourne, and with it, has picked up yet another Sealed Chest!

The lucky recipients this time around were as follows:

Reins of the Crimson Deathcharger Shadowriver
Muradin’s Favor Lodur
Sylvanas’ Music Box Wandarla
Jaina’s Locket Shammyx
Tabard of the Lightbringer Xemwej

Congratulations all! Let’s see if we can’t knock out a third axe before Cataclysm!

Sep 1

…as an undead dwarf, wearing nothing more than a pink shirt, wielding Shadowmourne. Try as you might, you’ll never be this hot.

A well-deserved congratulations to Xemwej, Unpossible’s second wielder of the legendary axe. The winners of the Sealed Chest will be listed here following our next Lich King kill.

Congratulations again, you hideous, vile dwarf. May your enemies always flee in terror, and may it be because of the axe, and not your pale deformed, unshaved dwarf legs.

Jul 28

Unpossible grabbed that nifty achievement last night with our kill of Lady Deathwhisper hardmode in ICC25. The kill brings us to 9/12 hardmodes down.

I’m not about to say the kill was some flawless piece of perfect execution. It was messy. Messier than Zabos’ grandmother after a night out (absolutely filthy). But she’s dead. Deathwhisper, not Zabos’ grandmother. That one just will. not. die.

At any rate, good to have a challenge again in the instance. Short-lived, I imagine. I’m sure we’ll just steamroll Putricide, Sindragosa, and LK hm (lolololol).

Great job guys.

Jul 22
Throw another boss on the barbie
posted by: Woe in Guild Progression on 07 22nd, 2010 | | No Comments »

Deathbringer Saurfang heroic taken down by <Unpossible>, bringing us to 8/12 hardmodes.

Good times. Pretty much the only thing that could make this week any better would be if Zabos’ account was hacked, his house robbed, and his car vandalized.

There’s always next week.

Lock your doors Zabos. 🙂

Jul 14
What is this I don’t even..
posted by: Woe in Guild Progression on 07 14th, 2010 | | No Comments »


After we roflstomped Heroic Princes into the ground in ICC25, I set about the task of updating the homepage with something related.

I spent a solid hour wading through images of Prince (the artist), fucking around with GIMP until I just gave up, threw my proverbial hands in the air and asked the officers for advice.

Zabos had absolutely nothing worthwhile to contribute.

Diane suggested I do something with the Little Rascals.

Google…. led me to this image.


And yeah, Blood Princes heroic down, 7/12 baby.

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