Jul 28

Unpossible grabbed that nifty achievement last night with our kill of Lady Deathwhisper hardmode in ICC25. The kill brings us to 9/12 hardmodes down.

I’m not about to say the kill was some flawless piece of perfect execution. It was messy. Messier than Zabos’ grandmother after a night out (absolutely filthy). But she’s dead. Deathwhisper, not Zabos’ grandmother. That one just will. not. die.

At any rate, good to have a challenge again in the instance. Short-lived, I imagine. I’m sure we’ll just steamroll Putricide, Sindragosa, and LK hm (lolololol).

Great job guys.

Jul 22

Unpossible’s latest round of general recruiting is now finished. We picked up more than a few quality folks this time, bringing our raider ranks back up to a very comfortable number.

For those still in the pipeline, you have a few more days to secure a sponsor. If you have already secured a sponsor, have no fear, your application will proceed as normal.

Exceptional applicants will not be turned away, however be warned that what constitutes ‘exceptional’ to the members of Unpossible goes beyond your gearscore, average ilvl, or achievements. This guild is a group of more or less like-minded gamers that enjoy each others company while raiding. i.e. Mouth-breathing, loot-crazed, asshats need not apply.

Friends and Family applicants are, as always, more than welcome. 🙂

If you have any questions, please feel free to chat with any of the officers.

Thanks!

Jul 22
Throw another boss on the barbie
posted by: Woe in Guild Progression on 07 22nd, 2010 | | No Comments »

Deathbringer Saurfang heroic taken down by <Unpossible>, bringing us to 8/12 hardmodes.

Good times. Pretty much the only thing that could make this week any better would be if Zabos’ account was hacked, his house robbed, and his car vandalized.

There’s always next week.

Lock your doors Zabos. 🙂

Jul 15

UNPOSSIBLE@BLIZZCON2010

For the past few years, Unpossible has managed to support a respectable showing at the annual Blizzcon event in Anaheim, CA; a convention celebrating Blizzard’s intellectual property (namely the Warcraft, Diablo, and Starcraft universes). The event has historically been held at the Anaheim Convention Center, and this year is no exception.

This particular convention will mark the third year members of the guild have gathered to attend, and is looking to be our largest showing yet. 16-20 members of Unpossible will be present in Anaheim, and as such, need to figure out what to do outside of convention hours.

If you’re a member of Unpossible who is planning to attend, please visit the forums! I’ll be posting polls to narrow down what we do in Aneheim (besides Blizzcon)

RECRUITING UPDATE

Just a brief note on a minor change in Unpossible’s recruiting system. The length of time a Bent-Wookie (probationary rank) stays in the rank prior to being voted to Veteran or Raider has been reduced from six weeks to four weeks.

As always, our recruiting procedures are detailed at length on our forums.

Jul 14
What is this I don’t even..
posted by: Woe in Guild Progression on 07 14th, 2010 | | No Comments »

So…..

After we roflstomped Heroic Princes into the ground in ICC25, I set about the task of updating the homepage with something related.

I spent a solid hour wading through images of Prince (the artist), fucking around with GIMP until I just gave up, threw my proverbial hands in the air and asked the officers for advice.

Zabos had absolutely nothing worthwhile to contribute.

Diane suggested I do something with the Little Rascals.

Google…. led me to this image.

Enjoy.

And yeah, Blood Princes heroic down, 7/12 baby.

Jul 12

Blizzard recently released a raid instance acting as a prelude to their upcoming Cataclysm expac. The Ruby Sanctum added three mini-bosses, as well as a new Lich-King level raid encounter (ilvl 271 drops for RS25) to tide the masses over until Cataclysm’s release date.

Unpossible stepped inside with high hopes, wiped a few times to trash packs of all things.. and thought to itself  ‘CCing adds? mini-bosses that hit hard? Sounds like Halion will be a challenge!’

……not so much! 18% on the first attempt. A few attempts later and the loot was being handed out. For a guild with a historical tendency to die over, and over, and over, and over again on idiot check fights, we did strangely well with this one.

Shennanigans. Anyways, congrats guys!

Jul 8
A heroic case of VD
posted by: Woe in Guild Progression on 07 8th, 2010 | | No Comments »

OH MAN. ZABOS’ GRANDMOTHER. THAT NEVER GETS OLD

Anyways, yeah. We added yet another hardmode kill to our resume tonight; taking down Valithria Dreamwalker hardmode in ICC25.

That brings us up to 6/12 hardmodes. A little behind the curve, but hey, as always we get this shit done without having to spend every waking hour in front of the computer. Great week all. More hardmodes next week!

Jul 7
A pile of puppies
posted by: Woe in Guild Progression on 07 7th, 2010 | | No Comments »

That right there, is a pile of puppies. Golden retriever puppies. They’re so damn cute. I can’t think of anything that could be more adorable. Maybe a pile of kittens. But they’d probably claw the shit out of your arms the moment you tried to pick one up. Fuck that. I’ll take the puppies.

I want to go out. Right now. Find some puppies. Buy them. Bring them home, and re-create this picture.

What does this have to do with Unpossible? Not a fucking thing. But we did take down ***FIVE HARD-MODES IN ICC25 after our recent Lich King kill. To celebrate, you should go out and buy some puppies.

A pile of them.

***Lord Marrowgar, Roftface, Festergut, Gunship, Blood-Queen Lana’thel hardmodes down

Jul 6
Sealed Chest Spoils!
posted by: Woe in Miscellaneous on 07 6th, 2010 | | No Comments »

Most think of Shadowmourne as the be-all, end-all reward of the Icecrown Citadel quest chain. But not so! There’s a little-known bonus once the wielder of the legendary kills the Lich-King.

The Lich-King will drop an item called the Sealed Chest one time, and one time only, per legendary. The item begins a quest to return the items inside the chest to their rightful owners. The quest items are all bind-on-pickup, however the rewards are bind-on-equip.

The rewards are five unique vanity items, as rare as the axe itself. Pretty nifty stuff.

Unpossible recently finished Shadowmourne, and last night, took down the Lich King, earning a Sealed Chest as a result. The items were rewarded to raiders present at the kill. The lucky recipients were:

Reins of the Crimson Deathcharger Medley
Muradin’s Favor Radric
Sylvanas’ Music BoxArchaan
Jaina’s LocketSkrod
Tabard of the LightbringerWoe

Congrats all!

Jul 4

Unpossible has completed its first Shadowmourne!

After countless hours toiling away in the depths of Icecrown Citadel, the weapon is complete. Bask in the awesome….

…..for a few more months at least, until it gets tossed in the bank along with Sulfuras and Thunderfury because it was outclassed by a fucking green OF THE WHALE.

Awesome. Recruiting btw! See forums for details.

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