Sep 26

..not a creature was screeching, not even our new shiny mounts!

We steamrolled the instance
No trouble in sight,
until that bitch Sindragosa,
who put up a fight.

We finally got her,
Hooray! Yippee!
Now it’s time to brag
And spread some envy

Sep 23
Great news everyone!
posted by: Woe in Guild Progression on 09 23rd, 2010 | | No Comments »

Professor Putricide Hardmode was finally taken down by Unpossible tonight. In spite of scheduling quirks, server downtime, and the pre-exansion blues, the guild pulled together to give the good professor a well-deserved dirt nap.

Onto bigger, better, and more foolish endeavors!

Sep 13

With the Cataclysm expansion right around the corner, I’m sure more than a few of you are wondering what the change to Warcraft will mean for Unpossible as a guild.

Questions abound!

Will Unpossible be a 10-man or 25-man raiding guild?

How fast do I need to be leveling?

Can I switch mains?

Will our raid schedule be changing?

The answers to these, and many other questions will be found in the members’ forum!

Unpossible in Cataclysm – Questions Answered!

Sep 12

One last vote for the Blizzcon attendees in Unpossible!

If you’re planning on staying in Anaheim this year for Blizzcon, please take the time to check out the poll posted at the following link. Be sure to send your response to Woe on the forums.


Thursday Night Stuff

Sep 1

Unpossible has earned its second Shadowmourne, and with it, has picked up yet another Sealed Chest!

The lucky recipients this time around were as follows:

Reins of the Crimson Deathcharger Shadowriver
Muradin’s Favor Lodur
Sylvanas’ Music Box Wandarla
Jaina’s Locket Shammyx
Tabard of the Lightbringer Xemwej

Congratulations all! Let’s see if we can’t knock out a third axe before Cataclysm!

Sep 1

…as an undead dwarf, wearing nothing more than a pink shirt, wielding Shadowmourne. Try as you might, you’ll never be this hot.

A well-deserved congratulations to Xemwej, Unpossible’s second wielder of the legendary axe. The winners of the Sealed Chest will be listed here following our next Lich King kill.

Congratulations again, you hideous, vile dwarf. May your enemies always flee in terror, and may it be because of the axe, and not your pale deformed, unshaved dwarf legs.