There is nothing quite as sexy

…as an undead dwarf, wearing nothing more than a pink shirt, wielding Shadowmourne. Try as you might, you’ll never be this hot.

A well-deserved congratulations to Xemwej, Unpossible’s second wielder of the legendary axe. The winners of the Sealed Chest will be listed here following our next Lich King kill.

Congratulations again, you hideous, vile dwarf. May your enemies always flee in terror, and may it be because of the axe, and not your pale deformed, unshaved dwarf legs.

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